Night out at Sri Tiara | Ivan's

"hey, i think i'm looking at a new business idea here. Shah designs the chicks, Simon does the commercial side. We're actually getting somewhere here, innovation team!"

Owh, you gotta ask this guy over here, he's got the contacts and the numbers.
"No i'm not interested in indonesians"
"Don't worry, he's NOT indonesian ( simon's dark ), but he's got numbers TO indonesians"

Cantonize, huh? eric cantonize, why not you hokkienize as well? might as well,right?

i no speaketh your english.

to boon : grouse, huh? not bad.. is this your first? "no, it's my fifth actually", "holy cow, you've been screwing my bird. "
to bird on bottle - "dear, i can't take you around anymore"


On moving to kulim :
Apparently there's been a transparent survey going around in the office - 90% are in favour of kulim. What is wrong with this people? i lived there for a year.

Ivan : Kulim? where's this?

Mervyn : oh, it's just a little bit lower then Macedonia, u just go down like this, and then you turn left.

"Oh where's my wife? Oh in the apartment? Better get her down here. Any longer and we'll have to buy the apartment " Not good.

Ohw, i thought we could stay in the car and all - but apparently that idea was not very popular.

On playing golf against Ericsson in 4months time.

Shah : oh that'll be in 2007.
Mervyn : Ivan, i think you need to teach your team some mathematics. these guys can't count months.

On biruntha, and drinking/not drinkingness : ( and looking at her husband )
"oh this girl's all confused now, she's not shure who her boss is."


i think now is about time we put on some dance music, jump into the pool, or kill somebody.

ivan : i could jump into the pool.
mervyn : but you live here. that won't be fun anymore.


michelle, out of all the interns i've had, you're different. you're like abnormal. hey ivan, her lecturer's coming on friday - i told her to tell me exactly what answers she wants me to tell him, but maybe we should play teh ducky fast, and the fussy duck game with him first.