office humour =)

ivan : if it rains in the morning, does it mean that it'll be sunny in the afternoon?
mervyn : oh yes, that's EXACTLY what it means. there will be NO rain this afternoon.


mervyn, to a guy who's looking but not looking at someone who's typing a password :

"you can look ok, everyone already knows my password
biru, why don't you send some mails for me to ppl you don't like also."

mervyn, to all of us sitting in a car, after heat became apparent.
"oh yea, ladies - i forgot to tell you : this car aircon ONLY works when we reach the place, wherever-we're-going". before that it won't work.